"fostering creativity and building strong communities." that's what the description of this s7ty blog says. it's literally right above a blatantly scraped mmoexp bot article about gta 6's realistic weather revolution. my brain is melting. what creativity. we are all just feeding dead data into the void.
gta 6 weather revolution. whatever. the only weather i care about is the fact that it was absolutely miserable today when i dragged that 30-pound bag of kibble onto the morning transit bus for the feral cat warriors. my hand is genuinely still throbbing. the cheap plastic handles cut right into my palm and left a purple dent that hasn't faded since this morning.
if i had my car i wouldn't even care. but today is july 9th. day 23. june 16th was the drop-off at carwrapprofessional and now the mechanic's number just beeps three times and hangs up. my car was abducted by aliens or chopped for parts. i'm a guy whose social media bio still says "a sports enthusiast who loves life" but in reality i have no car, mangled fingers from cat food bags, and a profound sense of emptiness.
and my manager is still pinging me. it's past 8 pm on a thursday. he actually expects me to force this entire spreadsheet of dead stock ameer abdullah las vegas raiders gear through the backend before i close my laptop. why abdullah. who is buying this right now. i don't know. i just keep hitting save and getting 502 bad gateway errors because our e-commerce cms is a nightmare.
i had to write a product description calling the raiders jerseys "premium moisture-wicking athletic fabric". it's 100% polyester. it's plastic. the cat food bag is plastic, the shirts are plastic, the whole internet is plastic. i'm going to go ice my hand now.